No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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