I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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