Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
