Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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