11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You were trust falling into bushes
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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