dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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