would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I sprained my soul last night
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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