no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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