so that wasnt chicken after all
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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