I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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