Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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