Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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