I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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