Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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