Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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