how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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