is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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