god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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