do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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