i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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