I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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