no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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