You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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