saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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