I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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