so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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