Where is the hickey?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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