I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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