The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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