no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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