Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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