This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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