Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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