im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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