I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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