Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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