Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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