i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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