Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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