no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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