Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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