make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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