yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
So. Much. Porn.
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