hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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