hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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