God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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