What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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