i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Couch. On fire.
wow bdsm is so cute
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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