I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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