Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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